The following has never happened this is purely for your amusement thank you
'Why did I do it? Why did I kill it....no no HIM he was a male he wasn't an animal no no no. It was his face that fucking face nothing was there no eyes no mouth nose not even a wrinkle he was completely silent to it drove me insane he followed me I watched him kill....but he had to but I had no excuse no no no...I grappled him to the ground Zach and Jessica tied him up he brought him up to the highest tree and drove him tho a branch.....he was still fucking silent drunk with rage and sorrow I took my sickle and took his head clean off....I took each of his branch like arms out one by one but I regret it now....I am in his shoes the curse went from me to him the operators death caused my ultimate demise the slendermans death caused my soul to take his place......'
This is just the beginning what you think so far? Remember move fast strike hard and never look behind you!
I know it seems all over the place but that's the point he was driven insane by the slenderman